Sunday, August 29, 2010

The Qunari

Double up weekend, two posts in two days! Sten, the enormous two-handed sword swinging Qunari was part of a scouting party from another nation. He's a little on the psychotic side, but he's really good at smashing people!

Saturday, August 28, 2010

The Dog

This faithful four-legged warrior shows up fairly early in Dragon Age and isn't nearly as fussy about your decisions as other party members. What adventurer wouldn't want to supplement their group with a dangerous war hound?

Sunday, August 22, 2010

The Templar

It's been a while since I played a good RPG. But Dragon Age hooked me pretty fast. Alistair, as your first party member, endears himself to you with a lot of self-deprecating humor and a willingness to do what you tell him. Somehow that makes sense with a guy with admittedly non-magical magic powers...

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Hearing Problems

Mike is an avid hunter and guitarist. At his age, with so many years of not using ear protection, he's got some trouble hearing people. So when we talk to him we have to yell. Literally.

The image you see this week is pretty common. You start to ask him a question and he either ignores you or he gives you an unrelated answer and walks away. It's frustrating when you're the one asking the question. But when you're not it's hilarious!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Bob vs. Martin

Sadly, this is probably the most enduring memory everyone at The Press will have of Bob. And for some of us, Martin, too. There isn't much of a story here. That antiquated colloquialism holds true in this case: a picture is worth a thousand words. At least enough to make it obvious.

One muggy morning Bob walked into the filthy bathroom we all share at The Press. And to his surprise he did spy Martin! With his tight jeans pulled down so that he could inspect his ass! This is an artist's interpretation of Bob's reaction; he says it's accurate. To his credit (discredit?) Martin didn't flinch and carried on with his creepy investigation of his sphincter pillows.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

The Strangest Super-Heroes of All!

Such an underrated squad of teenage heroes. Whenever people talk about the X-Men it's usually about the omnipresent Wolverine. Not a lot of people give credit to the original five. Even I didn't draw Iceman in his original "snow man" form with his fire boots. But come on, even the classics can be silly.