April Fool's!

Alright. So clearly not my most creative effort. But it DID take effort! I decorated the whole office. And if it looks like I work in a basement, that's okay. Because it looks just like my basement at home. Only worse. On the plus side Matt let his princess party run for most of the day!

Shiny & New!

Wha-wha-wee-wha! A New Challenger Enters the Fight! That's right folks, we've got a new employee at The Press up on the dry erase board! Barry's a new salesperson. Rumor has it he's just recently been promoted to Production Coordinator. Way to kill it, son! Anyway the pterosaur that announces incoming phone calls on the loudspeaker called for Barry to pick up line one. It just sounded like she was introducing a fighter out of the red corner.

What Happened to that Guy's Chin!?!?

Yeah, that's Matt's favorite thing to say when we see Ken. That's Ken everybody. He works with us at the Press. He cuts things and has a hard time measuring. It's also difficult for him to wear birthday party hats and football helmets. But to make up for this he has a spectacular pair of WOLF FANGS! No, not some cool werewolf lineage. He's got two huge white tufts of hair growing down the back of his neck! AWOOOOOOOOO!